Father School

(( this is set 5 years in the future when Ying And Lucien are married and rule the land. It is just for fun so don't take it to seriously. ))

Ying jumps up and down excitedly as she looks over all the potential dads. For some reason there had been complaints about bad parenting skills particularly in men. So people have asked the queen and king of the land to create a school and teach a hand full of guys how to be fathers. This was weired because she was a girl and well she never had a dad so she didn't know what they were suppose to be like. Another strange thing was that some of the people were too young to be dads or were already dads..sort of.

"Ok well...I guess first we should find out why you are here and what we need to work on. So one at a time you will tell us why your here."

"I'm here because some really scary person said i should be. And that i need to learn more things. Whats a dad anyway?" Xander responded looking around nervously. Most of the people here were way older and he couldn't understand why he was here or even what this was all about

"I'm here because some person insulted me and dared me to do this thing. Also the person said it was the only way to win Astreals heart..assuming she has one. Apparently i'm egotistical and a psychopath who enjoys others pain. " Akuma answered shrugging. This was going to be so boring. He didn't even want any kids.


"i'm here because you dragged me into another one of your messes and though that me being here would somehow make these people feel better. " Yang retorted grumpily. She had woken him up for this. This was silly everyone knows there was no perfect father but apparently someone else thought different.

((Will bring in another later.))

Lucien looked around. This was, by far, one of the dumbest things he had ever heard of. If someone is a parent, let them do it their way. As long as the kid isn't hurt, it's fine, right? Gee, what a wonderful dad he'd be. He was beginning to wonder if he was supposed to voice why he was here, but he decided that was rather stupid. Everyone knew why he was here. He was the king, of course! Try not to get too big-headed, alright, moron? Hopefully Ying would be good at this kind of thing. Lucien had the strange feeling that he wouldn't do much of the running. Probably end up being one of the students.

Sesshomaru stared at the girl. He wasn't going to speak. He didn't want to be here. This was completely idiotic. He wasn't ever going to have a child, and Rin wasn't complaining about how she was treated. Why, then? Who knew? This was really dumb. When his turn came around, he didn't move. Just sat there like a stone. He didn't have a reason to be here. It was mandatory, and everyone knew that.

Bob sat where he was, kicked back, sitting with his chair on two legs. When the white haired freak didn't answer, he went right ahead and started talking. "I'm here because people are dumb and have decided that I need to be taught how to raise my imaginary child. Fun." The boy rolled his eyes, beieving this to be stupid and completely unnessecary. He didn't believe in children. They were just too.... immature.

Armageddon noticed that it was his turn, and he looked around quietly. Did he really have to do this? "I guess I'm here because I'm... I don't know. Because I am a elemental and my kids are brats." The man shuddered at the thought. He was actually rather glad to get away from those little twerps. They weren't even his, they were just... there. He was in charge of them, and that probably made him his. Although... he would like to know how to get them to shut up without duct taping their mouths shut.

(( lol bob and Armageddon))

Ying looked at everyone analytical. It was clear none of them wanted to be here. She felt kind of bad that they were force to come. Even though she and Lucien were the rulers they hadn't really had much of a say in this matter. The majority of the people had decided that they wanted this so they had to do it or else the people would get upset. "Ok..then lets start with something simple....what would you do if your child was hurt by someone?" Well the werewolf girl was going to try and make the best of it. Maybe it would be useful somehow.

"um... I don't know... make sure their ok and then make the person who hurt them apologize." Xander said uncertainly. The question was not as easy as it may seem. The person could have done it on purpose or by accedent....also there was the severity to consider. If the child got only a small cut and it was accidental then it would be no good to punish the person.

"Depends really. If my child is a girl then i would hurt the person back to see how they like it. If my child was a guy then i would leave him to fight his own battle if he wants...of course if it looks like he is losing i would help out. Then i would kick his butt for being a wimp and losing." Akuma answered in a bored tone.

Yang shook his head at all the guys. This was a really weird group...and by the looks of it the ones least likely to have kids. Who ever picked out these people needed to be checked out. The males here were completely hopeless and clearly had no interest in changing their ways. It would make more sense to pick people who actually wanted to change and wanted kids. He wondered who organized all of this..because whoever did was probably going to be getting some unpleasant visits from the men here. "If someone hurt my kid i would probably take my kid and leave. Then once my kid was safe i would go back to the person and maybe try to find out what happened. If the person was just being a jerk and picking on my kid on purpose then i would probably hit them."

Lucien, figuring that he should answer the question, too, decided to speak up. "I'd probably end up hanging them..." Lucien rubbed the back of his head, taking into consideration of how explosive his temper could be. Then again, his kids would be royalty... so the person would have to be punshied. Which made the temper a bit more of an okay thing. Some of the people would probably second his opinion of hanging, right? Don't get big-headed, idiot!!!

Sesshomaru waited patiently for his turn, enjoying his time to think about what he would do. If anyone tried to hurt Rin he would probably rip their head off their shoulders, poison them, or something of the sort. It was more fun to watch them die rather than kill them quickly. "Kill them." Figuring that he probably wouldn't have any other kids, even though the one he 'had' now was a girl, he wouldn't like it if someone picked on Sesshomaru Jr.

"I wouldn't care. My imaginary child couldn't get hurt, anyways. If I ever did have a kid, I would disown the thing. Therefore, I'd probably sit back and laugh if it got hurt." Bob smirked, looking perfectly relaxed and calm. He wasn't surprised at Xander's answer at all, considering how wimpy the kid was in the first place. The others, though, he believed. Especially the ones in white, the demons. Creepy people who looked powerful. Not really a good thing, he imagined. At least he'd know who to pick a fight with now.

Armageddon looked around, listening to everyone else's answers. He didn't know what he would do. Sure, he cared for them, but... "If my children got hurt, I'd go question the person and ask them to apologize or something. But, if they hurt them severly, I wouldn't be very happy and they would drown to death in a puddle." Armageddon looked back at the queen, wondering why he was even here yet again. This wasn't exactly his cup of tea. His house was probably destroyed already. If it was, he would be awful grumpy when he got home.

Ying listened to their answers and thought that most of them were kind of extreme. She wasn't sure if that was good.........well she suppose it had to do with protecting and caring for the child so she supposed it was ok to pass them. But then again it would be bad to have people being slaughtered. Shaking her head she smiled. "ok thats good.....i guess. It shows that your guys are at least concerned and protective of the child's safety. " Bob was definitely failing though...everyone else was just in between. Actually the only ones she really thought did a reasonable job was Armageddon, and Yang. Because they didn't just impulsively hurt someone and each suggested that they would take the time to find out what had happened before doing anything.

She thought that it was important for a dad to be sensible, patient , and protective. This seemingly simple question was designed to measure these qualities. Sensibility was needed so that the father wouldn't do something stupid that would just hurt the kid and themselves more. Patients because you need it to handle children. You can't have someone blow up and get angry over little things. And of course protectiveness. Parents had a responsibility to keep their kids safe. But then again why did it have to be her desision......sure she was the queen but she didn't know anything about parenting. "ok the next question: What will you do if your child misbehaves?"

"Not feed them supper and put them in the corner..." Xander said shrugging. The only thing he could think of were really bad things that the queen did to him.....but he wasn't going to do that to his kid.

"I'd be out there misbehaving with them so i wouldn't care. Besides kids learn better from experience. I'd let him/her do what they want and deal with the consequences themselves." Akuma said smiling.

"I'd probably do close to the same thing as Xander. Though it depends on what my child did. If he/she purposely destroyed someones stuff then the punishment would be more severe like not leaving the house for two weeks. " Yang answered somewhat amused by what everyone else was saying.

"Misbehaves?" Can't I just have little angel children that do everything right? "I'd probably yell at them and strip them of their favorite things for a month." Unless the little twerp cost Lucien his throne or killed someone, he really wouldn't care that much. Which was probably a rather good thing because it wouldn't do to go around and kill little kids. Putting them in a corner just didn't seem... right, though. People had to eat. Huh.

"She doesn't misbehave. They don't when they've been treated horribly for the majority of their younger years." Sesshomaru stared at the woman, becoming rather bored. He was just about ready to shut up and leave. His vocal cords were beginning to get tired. This wasn't exactly the best thing to be doing on a day like this, and the last time he left Rin with Jaken she got kidnapped by a demon. That had better'd not happen again or Jaken would get something besides a rock thrown at his head.

"If they misbehave they get a whipping, and then they go to bed. They don't do that, then they get thrown in the basement. They find a way out, they get chained to a horse and drug. Pretty soon they learn their lesson." Bob looked at the demon. He had the strange feeling that he and the guy would get along rather well, if he ever seen him again. The boy looked around, and then nearly tipped over in the chair. Luckily, he caught himself.
"They have four legs for a reason." Lucien was more concerned about the chair.

Armageddon thought for a moment. "Normally I just yell at them and then their mother serves out the punishment, but when I have to do it, they do laundry, cook, clean, and other such things. If it is more severe then they get a spanking and then sent to bed, no matter what time it is." Armageddon nodded, thinking it sounded perfectly reasonable. Of course it did. It was better than some of the other things people were thinking up.

"Ok well as expected everyone has creative ideas on how to discipline their child." Ying said trying to find the right words. Honestly she thought most of the guys were horrid. Looking at Lucien she asked. "Why are you answering the questions your suppose to be helping. You should ask the next question." Ying said smiling. This was an interesting day....though admittedly some of the things she was hearing was making her think that some of these guys should be locked up before they hurt someone. "ok now then tell me what would you do when your child gets a boyfriend/girlfriend?"

" whats that? Is that like being married?"

"um well sort off. I think they are technically the same they just didn't do the official ceremony yet..........oh and to your earlier question: A dad is the male parent. Were here today to try and sort out exactly what that means and what a dad should be doing."

"ok then........i guess just let them. People should be allowed to be friends with whoever they want...or more then friends....and i really don't know what your talking about so.." Xander answered in a confused manner.

"I'd let my kids be involved with who ever they want as long as they tell me everything about it after." Akuma answered smiling pervertedly.

Ying widens eyes in horror because she knows exactly what he is talking about since she now knows about sex.

Yang slams fist on table and glares at Akuma. "Shut up about that stuff you freak! Somethings are better left in the privacy of your own home. This is a parenting class for crying out loud and there are kids here!"

"It's better to learn while your young that it is a natural and healthy thing. Besides technically everyone is way older then they look so really no one is a kid. Some people just look like kids." The demon responded laughing.

Yang grumbles and does nothing. It wouldn't be good to lose control and hit someone in a parenting class. " I would be concerned about whether or not my child is ready. Maybe see if i can meet the other person and get a chance to know them before letting my kid go out with them."

"Ah ok after everyone has answered the question we will have recess." Ying suggests nervously. A break would be good to calm everyone down a little.....and give her a chance to try to remove the horrible things suggested by the short haired demon and bob from her memory. I have a hard time believing anyone would want to have anything to do with that demon so i guess we don't have to fear for his kids.

I change my answer: If my daughter was dating someone like him i would kill the guy to protect her and her future children.

((LOL That was awesome.))

Lucien pouted. He wanted to answer too! "Well then, I'll think of one during our little break." Looking around quietly, he noticed that Xander's other half was still leaning back in his chair. Lucien began to wonder what would happen if he got a nervous twitch and knocked him out of it. The idea did seem rather interesting, and it began to grow on him. Once everyone was done.... well, that wouldn't seem very much like royalty, now would it? Was it even allowed? It was, potentially, damaging the King's property.

Sesshomaru listened to the question, thinking hard about the correct answer. He had never really thought about that one. Whoever Rin found, though, would treat her good. He'd make sure of that one. "As long as she's old enough, she can do as she pleases. If I hear anything about it though, the guy will be dead." Sesshomaru thought long and hard about the answer. He didn't really even think Rin would run off and hook up with someone. Hard to tell, though.

Bob snorted at the idea. "Already has an imaginary girlfriend and so far I don't really care. If my real kid gets a... love interest, as long as they don't get knocked up or get someone knocked up, I don't really care. That crap can wait until they're married." Bob looked around, tucking his hands behind his head. So far he found this class to be rather interesting while figuring out what a horrible father he would be. Maybe he should have a kid just to see if anything would change.

Armageddon ignored everyone else's answers. He had to think. As long as they didn't end up so heart broken and depressed like Ambrosia had he probably wouldn't mind. As long as they didn't fall hard for someone that didn't even care about them, he wouldn't mind. It's when the crying and stuff starts with the break up that would set him off. "I would make sure they were treated well and after that I wouldn't care. It would bbe perfectly fine with me. I think that's it's best to support their decisions in life and help them through the bad stuff when it happens."

Lucien seized the oppurtunity and kicked Bob's chair over, making the kid fly backwards and hit his head on the wall. Bob got up and snarled, glaring at Lucien. Lucien smiled and put his hands in the air. "Sorry about that. I occasionally just do things like that on impulse. Hope it didn't hurt you any." The man tilted his head to the side and lowered his hands, the vicious little smirk still in place. Bob ran toward Lucien, getting ready to shift and tackle him. Lucien, though, was well prepared and was already in vamp mode, so he took off running out the door. It would be fun to lead the kid on a wild goose chase through a newly remodled castle. Lucien knew every good hiding place, if he could manage to conceal his scent from the kid.

Armageddon looked toward the queen quietly, waiting to be dismissed or something of the sort, when the king and that hybrid took off running past him, nearly knocking him over. Glaring at them, he was trying to think of a way to get the kid for what he had almost done. Creating a platform of ice right under the guy's feet, he slipped and fell right on his butt. Aramgeddon laughed and looked away, smiling to himself.

Bob, enraged by the elemental's actions, scrambled to his feet and trudged toward the guy. Luckily, he was looking away. Lucien had noticed that he wasn't being followed any more, so he turned around to watch what was happening back there. Apparently it was pick on Bob day. Perhaps it could be made into a national holiday, too?

(( lol national beat up Bob day))

Ying watched Lucien and Armageddon pick on Bob and sighed. "Ok well class dismissed for a 15 minute break." She said. Hopefully no one would kill each other during that time. Having people murdered on castle ground wasn't so good for their image. Maybe the fresh air would give them some sense? Probably not.....this was like trying to convince a rabbit it was a wolf. It was just impossible to tell people what to think and do in their personal lives.

Xander was indifferent to what everyone thought of bob or what they did about him. He was just glade that people wouldn't blame him anymore. Somehow though the hybrid boy wanted to beat up Bob to for saying all those horrible things. But it seemed that it was already two against one so maybe not interfering would be a good idea. "So what do we do now? do we get to leave?"

"Not the castle no, but you can go outside. Or get something to eat. Pretty much whatever you want as long as your back here in 15 minutes." Ying awnsered.

Akuma laughed at the boy getting picked on. That part at least was interesting. He wondered what he would do for 15 minutes.....The teachers were kind of cute maybe he could....nah it probably wouldn't do him any good to ruin his chances of passing more then he already has. Sure the class was dumb but he didn't want to ruin his perfect score record.

Yang sighed with relief. Finally he could get away from these psychos for a while. He wondered what the next question would be. So far everything was pretty straight forward.

Armageddon, who was too busy chuckling, didn't notice the hybrid sneaking up on him. Bob pounced on the elemental, who reacted quick enough to save his skin. A tendril of water ripped the Hybrid away from him and left him hovering in midair. "Let's just call it a truce, shall we?" The boy left Bob in midair and left the room, wandering outside into the gardens. Bob didn't really appreciate being left in midair and was busily cussing quietly to himself when he fell to the ground. Niiice.

Lucien decided that he was bored and was ready for the break to be over. He needed to think of a good question to ask, though. What do you do when your kid comes up and starts asking for money? What do you do when your kid gets thrown in jail? What do you do when... he laughed at the thought. He would be good at the asking questions part, he just knew it.

Sesshomaru just sat there, looking rather... normal. He was tempted to go check on Rin and make sure she wasn't abducted, but that was probably being a bit too hovery. There was no such thing, really. It was good to be protective, that way no one got hurt. If he was to check up on anyone his best bet would be Jaken.

Armageddon came back inside, twirling a flower between his fingers. It was blue and purple, and he had decided to take it back and give it to his kids as a little gift. That would be interesting. Seeing the boy had been let go, he smiled. Apparently the kid had said the magic words or something of the sort. Or maybe his blood temperature had risen so much the water had evaporated...

Lucien, seeing that everyone had pretty much came back, decided to start things up again. "Next question: What do you do when your child starts using naughty language?" The man smiled and folded his hands, plopping down in a chair. He looked expectantly at the men for an answer.

Ying smiled at Lucien. "Good one." She had been a little worried that it would be something really hard or really silly. But he had actually come up with a decent question. She wondered but also dreaded what the men were going to say.

"You mean like swearing? ...uh...tell them not to." The white haired boy said shrugging. This was awful he was going to fail his first class ever and he didn't even know what it was about.

The demon grinned mischivously. "Naughty huh.... If you mean swearing then i don't really mind as long as it is appropriet for the situation and there is no other intellegent way to say it. My problem is not really the word its self, my problem is how stupid it makes people sound when they say it. I want my children to speak in a manner that shows their level of intellegents. But if you mean the other naughty then well.....you probably can guess how i would feel."

Yang rolled his eyes at the demon. The guy had a one trackt mind...if you could even call it that. "I would punish my kid by making him eat something he/she doesn't like. That way they might not want to say it again. Then i would explain that saying those things can be very rude and hurtful."

Lucien had to think of another question. Crap.

Sesshomaru shrugged. Language was language, and as long as nodboy got offended, it didn't matter, reallly. If someone did get offended, however, and then went after the girl... they would be the one to get punished. That was how it was and it wasn't going to be changed anytime soon.

Bob snickered at the question. Naughty language? There was no such thing. "If my kid starts taking like a pirate then he'll do it just because he wants to be like me. I like being taken after." The boy smirked and took his normal, sitting with the chair on two legs, pose. He had a plan for when someone tried to tip it over again. That would, of course, lead for this little schooling session to become a bit more... enjoyable.

"If they start using dirty language, I'll ask them where they picked it up. Then I'll ask them to stop. If they don't, they'll get to sleep outside in a thunderstorm. Under a tree. Unless they apologize before it comes to that." Armageddon was satisfied with his answer. He knew how much those little twerps hated lightning, how much they cringed and squealed when they heard the thunder. He was sure they would shut their mouths if it came to that.

Lucien nodded in response to the answers, then decided that it was time to think of a new question. What was a good question? "How do you let your child know that you care for them?" There were plenty of short answers to the question, but... He figured it would be interesting to hear others answer it.

" I don't know....Read them stories and play with them." Xander awnsered. Why were these questions so hard? He hated this it was boring and it made his head hurt. Wasn't there another option like letting someone else look after his kids. How do you get kids anyway? Maybe they were going to learn that today. That would be nice then he could just avoid that thing that gave people kids. The boy didn't think he would be a very good dad so he was going to do everything he could to avoid getting kids.

The demon shrugged "Give them a toy and take them to their favorite places." Looking at the males here that looked like kids themselves he wondered if they even knew where kids came from. Especially the cluless white haired boy. Oh boy wouldn't it be funny to learn about where babies came from just to see how everyone would react. "Oh teacher instead of just asking us questions shouldn't you be actually teaching us stuff? I kind of think we should start where kids come from." He said grinning evily.


"well....I was thinking the questions were good to help us see what we need to teach. So I think more questions are ok for now. Parenting is a big topic and we need to find out where everyone is at so we know what to teach. The people want to see results as soon as possible so we only have time to teach a few things." Ying awnsered. She really did not want to have to teach people that and wanted to avoid the teaching part as long as possible. The girl had no idea what she was suppose to teach these guys and thought the questions would give her ideas.

"Well i actually think that learning where kids come from would be good........so that we don't get them when we don't want them.... And since we don't have time like you said then we should get started on the teaching soon right?" Xander suggested meekly.

Akuma covered his moucth to hide a laugh. This was perfict even the kid agreed with him. Though the kid likely had no idea what he was really asking. That was what was funny. Now then if enough people wanted to move on then the teachers would have no choice but to start the lessons. And the likely first lesson would be sex related.

Yang spacked his forhead. Oh great not this stuff again. Ying had just learned about the sex thing not that long ago and was still recovering from the shock. Her teaching it would not be so good for her well being. That and no one hear really even knew anything about being a dad, especially not her. " I actually think the questions are helpful. It helps me see what other people would do and gives me ideas that may help with my future kids. Sharing ideas is a good way to learn and in a way everyone is teahing each other.... Anyway i think i would do the same thing as Xander and the demon suggested to let my child know i care. That and just spending time with them." Yang awnsered hoping to try and avoid the horrible lesson. He never thought he would agree with the creepy demon on anything though. But giving kids toys and taking them to their favorite places was a reasonable awnser.

"ok then i guess we will have a vote.....what does everyone want to do. Start the lessons or continue with the questions?" Ying asked the class. She was really starting to hate the demon and she couldn't remember ever hating someone before. Hopefully they wouldn't want to move on....She almost had to laugh at Xander though. He had no idea what he was going on and what he was actually suggesting.

(( spell check isn't working for me for some reason... so hopefully you can understand what i'm saying.))

Lucien looked at Ying and got that cocky little look in his eye. "Very well then. Since the demon suggested it first, I think he should tell us what he knows. Go ahead, then. Tell us where babies come from. How they were made and the works." Lucien had a smug little smirkl resting on his face. At least with a class filled with older students he could ask them to tell people. Much easier on his part. Didn't really he to say a thing.

Sesshomaru was truly tempted to do a palm face and leave. He could understand the kid being curious but the demon wanting to hear about it? Disgusting. That was just wrong, on everyone's part. Children that young didn't need to know about it at least until they looked like a teenager. That way they were actually ready to hear it and wouldn't be completely grossed out about it. then again, over-population wouldn't be an issue.

Bob started laughing, mainly because everyone here was an idiot. Where babies come from! The stork, of course! Didn't everyone know that? Apparently not. People asking where they came from. Geez. Stopping his laughter, he looked around, waiting to see the looks on everyone's faces.

Armageddon sighed. He already knew where they came from and the whole shabang, so did he really need to hear it again? Not really, no. It would probably be best if he didn't have to do that. It was rather bad that they actually had the king and the queen teaching this. Why not a couple of servants? Apprently they liked to have their hands in on things. Probably the best way to be to prevent anyone from being misinformed. Hard to tell, though. He just didn't feel it right to have to go over that kind of thing again. Perhaps they should start up a sex ed class at the castle, one for teenagers and such. That would be better than this wouldn't it?

Ying glared at Lucien who wasn't helping the situation any. Oh great they were really going to have to do this. Now the demon was going to talk about it and he probably wasn't going to be as sensitive and careful about it as the people who tried to tell her. So likely the only thing that will be accomplished here was that everyone would be emotionally scarred for life. Just what she needed to be the one responsible for ruining peoples childhood with nightmares. "I don't think thats a good idea....Lucien... why don't you tell everyone instead...you know about the stork?" She asked hoping he would get the hint.

Xander looked at Ying confused. "so thats where babies come from?"

Akuma laughed. "no thats not it at all. What really happens is that a man and a women have something called sex....Hey stay out of this wolf!" The demon yelled angrily shoving Yang away from him who had attempted to cover his mouth." The teachers want me to educate everyone...Anyway before i was interuppted....ow! that was un called for i'm just helping." The white haired man sighed and sent the werewolf that had just punched him into a wall restraining him with some of the metal ornaments in the room that he turned into chains. "Now you stay there and be quiet or else! Now where was i.....oh right sex. Sexual intercourse happens when a man puts his penis into the womens vagina. It's actually a lovely experience that they both enjoy. What happens is that during sex the man releases his sperm which go into the women and combined with the womens ovums to make babies. But it takes a long time, about nine months before the baby is ready to come out. Any questions?"

"Can you let me go now?!" Yang asked angrily. Throughout the demons speech he had tried to shut him up to protect the innocent minds that were here. Unfortunately the guy had thwarted his plans and he was now chained to a wall. Next thing he knew he was flat on his face on the ground. "You could have done it genitally or at least warned me!" The male were said wiping his nose which was bleeding a bit. Can we please kill him?

Xander sat staring at the demon mortified. That...that sounded so horrible and gross. Surly Akuma was just lying? He was a demon after all and thats what they liked to do. It couldn't be true...

Unfortunately no. We can't kill people just for being mean and creepy. Ying told her brother telepathically. She couldn't think of anything to say. After that awful speech surly everyone would need a few minutes to recover.

Lucien found himself smiling and holding back a giggle. Too bad he couldn't have just spit it out like that. He laughed at the thought, then bit his tongue to keep the laughs restrained. He looked around and surveyed the facial expressions, rather satisfied with the looks. "Well then, thank you... for the explanation. What are we going to cover next?" Lucien looked around for any opinions. At least that topic had been ctacklled and he didn't even have to say a thing about it.

Sesshomaru couldn't believe how blunt the demon was being. Then again, it wasn't surprising at all.

Bob swallowed. Looking around, he raised his hand timidly, then pulled it back down, deciding to blurt it out. That wasn't what he had expected. "So there isn't a stork?" His chair was on four legs now and he was looking around quietly, hoping for someone to answer his question.

"Nope, no stork, lad." Jack walked in, his normal bottle of rum resting in his had, where it always was. "Sorry, I just thought I'd come in. Thought maybe you'd need some help explaining some things." The pirate gave a toothy (Nearly toothless) smile and plopped down in an empty chair happily. He didn't have anything better to be doing, and he knew all of this sutff anyway, so... this was rather pointless.

Armageddon looked around quietly, feeling bad for the two little boys in the room. Why were they here, anyways? This wasn't a place for them. Kids shouldn't be in a fathering classroom... then again, they might be older than they looked. But they acted like kids, or teenagers, all the same. This was a bit harsh... but maybe if they knew about it then they wouldn't want to have any kids. That'd probably spare them a few gray hairs.